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I rode a sheep

Aiden, Sir Sheeps-a-lot attempted a head-butt from behind, missed and went between my legs. Thus, I rode a sheep for the five seconds it took me to wrangle myself off of him. He was unperturbed. I told him he was a bad sheep. He head butted Jeffrey, the goat, to prove his bad-assness. Jeffrey ruined any sympathy I might have had for him by trying to scale me in order to reach edible leaves.

Let me tell you, riding a sheep beats getting head-butted by a long shot (having been whacked to the ground by our 250-lb Suffolk mix, Samantha).

Apparently, we have evil animals who abuse their caregivers then pretend they are poor, starving orphans with visitors.

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polyphonicvegan
Jun. 2nd, 2008 04:09 am (UTC)
It is true that they told me they were all poor, starving, cookie-less orphans. How could you "caregivers" deny them cookies? I bet Mina wonders that every night. :P

Edited at 2008-06-02 04:10 am (UTC)
rinalia
Jun. 2nd, 2008 08:18 pm (UTC)
Because we are cruel cookie-hoarding dictators! Muhaha!

Mina also wonders why we allow Celeste in the bed. Sometimes I wonder that too. ;)


(Any word on the little rat?)
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rinalia
Jun. 2nd, 2008 08:18 pm (UTC)
Tee-hee, it was entertaining in hindsight but definitely not so much during the event. :)
dragondream
Jun. 2nd, 2008 06:23 am (UTC)
amusing all around!
valkyrie tells everyone i starve her and then begs for food. i have had to tell people at agility competitions/practices to please not feed my dog no matter how pathetic she looks. cause unfortunately you feed her once and you MUST continue to feed.
rinalia
Jun. 2nd, 2008 08:19 pm (UTC)
That's because Valkyrie is ZOMG! so skinny - I've seen the pictures of her clear state of malnourishment!!
dragondream
Jun. 3rd, 2008 07:09 am (UTC)
you're right! i starve her! and she'll be the first one to tell everybody.
clearly i am the meanest mother out there.
questforclarity
Jun. 2nd, 2008 12:05 pm (UTC)
And this is why everyone tells us that if they had a chance, they'd eat us in a heartbeat. Srsly. Animals with hooves mean biznass.
yesididit
Jun. 2nd, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)
did you yell anything even close to YEEHAW! before you managed to get off? (i imagine yelling of some sort would take place due to the surprise). and the goat told me you'd make a fine ladder if you just stood still...
rinalia
Jun. 2nd, 2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
Bwahaha - no, yelling did not come to mind, let alone yelling Yeehaw, heh. :) I pretty much said, "oh for the love of..." and got myself off of him.

Goats definitely believe people would be awesome ladders, except for that whole moving away thing.
ellettra
Jun. 2nd, 2008 05:55 pm (UTC)
isn't that the way it always is. :)
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