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BREAKING NEWS

I just nearly got mounted by a 2,200 lb steer. My quick evasion earned me a large drool print on my back. It is like my badge of honor now.

Here is the steer in question. His name is Howie and I told him that, at age 13, he was WAY too old to be mounting me. More importantly, his hooves are the size of dinner plates and his head weighs as much as me (okay, not really, but it's big). I told him that would be rude. He half-heartedly chased after me and then got sidetracked by Sadie who, in fact, is one hot mama of a cow. Thankfully he didn't mount her, she has a bum leg and being mounted by howie would not help. At least he got the species right that time.




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slave2tehtink
Jun. 20th, 2009 07:31 pm (UTC)
It's spring, and a young-in-spirit steer's fancy turns to thoughts of loooove? I am glad you escaped unharmed by Howie's amorous impulses!
yesididit
Jun. 20th, 2009 08:40 pm (UTC)
even other species think you have one hot rump!
rinalia
Jun. 21st, 2009 06:21 pm (UTC)
Haha! That totally made my day, just fyi. :)
yesididit
Jun. 22nd, 2009 01:24 am (UTC)
always glad to bring a smile!
zebrallama
Jun. 21st, 2009 01:39 am (UTC)
Awww, the babies would be cuute!
rinalia
Jun. 21st, 2009 06:21 pm (UTC)
Or freakish. :)
zebrallama
Jun. 21st, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
Actually I feel bad for being flippant about this. It must have been very scary.
rinalia
Jun. 21st, 2009 11:17 pm (UTC)
It was definitely a little scary, but not so scary that I can't laugh about it. :)
zebrallama
Jun. 21st, 2009 11:20 pm (UTC)
Good for you, but still ... *hugs* (not from behind)
justbluemyself
Jun. 22nd, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
Howard! If I didn't know better, I'd think that look on his face was irritation at being outed as a sexual predator. But he always kinda looks like that. :-P
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