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Super secret time: I believe chickens should have arms. Like little T-rex arms. Rawr! I once considered making arms for a few of the chickens at the sanctuary, but my fellow staff members shot that idea down.

Little Rooster Man
Take this picture, for example. Wouldn't Cosmos look hilarious with little fists pumping during his afternoon power walk?

Tulip glares off camera
And this picture of Tulip? Instead of just glaring off camera, she could be flipping me the bird (get it, yeah) in addition to shooting daggers with her x-ray eyes. It would be a cute flip-off, because her hands would be tiny and adorable.

Finn hanging with some ladies
Finn here would be putting his little tiny arm over this hen's butt. Then he'd be all "I thought that was your shoulder" when she turned around and not only bit him on the head but SLAPPED him too with her tiny hand. Awesomeness would have ensued.

Hen cocking head to side
And finally, this hen would have gallantly pointed to the sky and gesticulated wildly. I would have been all WHAT? and then would have been pooped on in the eye instead of the top of my head. I would have been all "WHY DO CHICKENS HAVE ARMS?!?"

Still. It would be cute.

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normaeinstein
Mar. 3rd, 2010 09:18 am (UTC)
hahaha!!

Cosmos would look brilliant with his pumping power walk fists!

Funny!
rinalia
Mar. 4th, 2010 01:36 am (UTC)
:) I really think he would. Nature really failed by not giving them arms.
satya
Mar. 3rd, 2010 12:17 pm (UTC)
This is the best idea ever! Thank you for all the laughing in this cold, grey morning.
(You don't know me, sorry to stop by unannounced but I’m fascinated by your journal.)
rinalia
Mar. 4th, 2010 01:36 am (UTC)
The more the merrier. :) Thanks for stopping by!

Chickens, even without arms, can provide much laughter.
houses7177
Mar. 3rd, 2010 01:57 pm (UTC)
This post certainly made me smile.
rinalia
Mar. 4th, 2010 01:36 am (UTC)
Chickens have that effect on people, heh.
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