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And then the Supreme Being created the DICTIONARY, and it was GOOD.

Except when it was BAD.

Enter this article: http://www.ktvb.com/news/localnews/stories/ktvbn-dec0506-dogs.59462635.html It describes how good 'ol Nampa, Idaho is considering a pit bull, staffishire, and staffier shier terrior ban. You read that correct.

Some highlights. Enjoy.

"Its a controversially topic" --- Controversially. I like it. It's like a conversational piece that contains controversy.

"staffishire terriers" - These are terriers that carries staffs in the shires. Watch out! They'll whallop you good and hard with their terrorizing staffs.

"they don't do the trementiond damage" - This is a fact, Jack. Trementiond damage is not done by "they". Ever. Not even if they repeatedly mention the tre.

"stricker regularions" - Whoa. These are way smaller than quarks, and pack a bigger punch. You may not think that's possible, until you get hit head on with a stricker regularion...then you'll regret the day you claimed "Those stricker regularions ain't got nuthin on those quark cationic protozoa nucleons!"

"staffier shier terrior as a "vicious dog"" - Holy shit. Seriously. HOLY. SHIT. If the world has not gone to hell in a handbasket, it soon will after it attempts to process what a staffier shier terrior is.

I kept hoping whoever wrote this would spell "draft" as daft and make my world a better, happier, brighter place. But I'll just have to be happy with stricker regularions.

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polyphonicvegan
Dec. 7th, 2006 07:53 am (UTC)
I just want to say that I met a fan of Mina in Oakland. Dutch says "hi" and also "vegan cupcakes are yummy. morez please."
rinalia
Dec. 7th, 2006 11:27 pm (UTC)
Dutchy dog! (Least I hope it's Dutchy dog!) Mina and Dutch make a good "Sniffing Blades of Grass Thoroughly" team. :)
polyphonicvegan
Dec. 8th, 2006 04:27 am (UTC)
Dutchy was uber cute and such a card!

He did NOT want his picture taken. When I whipped out my camera phone, he backed away in fear and wouldn't even sniff it. I won back his trust with some cupcake, unlike the poor fool who tried with stale corn chips.

Say, sorry I didn't get a chance to have you over when Michael was here. He had a bunch of interviews in addition to the talks, so back at my place we pretty much only had time to drink tea and fall asleep.
pixidoxical
Dec. 8th, 2006 02:58 am (UTC)
Ah. What an...interesting vocabulary they have. Gives further meaning to the phrase "stupid laws". ;)
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