rinalia (rinalia) wrote,

Freeified freefolk freely enjoying freetastic freedomosity

So true, so true.


That's right. Because on this day, we celebrate the durable wisdom of that wrinkled old roll of 18th century toilet paper, the Constitution of Independence – whose flowery words and noble, yet impractical ideas I sometimes yack on about when drawing attention away from my passion for getting rich and killing folks. Indeed, it is a passion so powerful, it has no time for the squirrelly limitations those pansies in tights tried to impose on me back in 1876. In fact, I like to think of my new agenda as the "Constitutional Emancipation Act."


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