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A conversation with my neighbor

Me = Me
SN = stupid neighbor (but said in a nice way)
Wilson: Pit Bull Puppy

Me: "Ahh, Wilson looks so big and handsome! How old is he?"

SN: "He's 10-weeks, I think he's going to be huge! Hey, I heard something from the breeder."

Me: "Yeah?"

SN: "He said pit bulls turn on people every three years."

Me: *blank stare* "Huh?"

SN: "Yeah, apparently they just snap and turn on people. Every three years."

Me: *uncomfortable chuckle*

SN: "So, how old is Mina."

Me: *stare* "Nine."

SN: "And she hasn't turned on you?"

Me: "Arms present, check. Legs, check. Torso, check. Head, check. Guess she hasn't."

SN: "See, it's all in how you train them."

Me: "Uh-huh, yeah sure."

I am overly impressed with the incredible stupidity people possess. For real.

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miss_teacher
Aug. 17th, 2007 04:22 am (UTC)
Every three years? lol

You should have told her the breeder was all wrong. It's only when Venus is rising.
rinalia
Aug. 18th, 2007 04:29 am (UTC)
When I told my mom, she burst out laughing - the kind of laughing that requires five minutes to stop.

Then, she finally paused, and asked "You didn't react that way, did you?"

Thankfully, I had some self-restraint.

You're right, I should have inserted some astrological terminology. I'm afraid her brain might have hurt.
justbluemyself
Aug. 17th, 2007 07:15 am (UTC)
You should have told her Mina was about to turn three.

Vicious pibble!
rinalia
Aug. 18th, 2007 04:30 am (UTC)
I could have told her that my left foot was a prosthetic from when Mina was three and my right ear was lost on Mina's sixth birthday. :)
smeddley
Aug. 17th, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
Every time I have a shred of faith in humanity... Oh, the stupid, it burns, it burns! O.O
rinalia
Aug. 18th, 2007 04:31 am (UTC)
Don't let it burn; experience the simple joy that stupid people provide!
anamomda
Aug. 17th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC)
You're far too kind.
If this were my journal, the second line would probably read:

SN = Stupid Neighbor (said in a mean way)
rinalia
Aug. 18th, 2007 04:33 am (UTC)
Tee-hee, I just can't bring myself to be mean to her. She's 18, sells newspapers for a living, and spells laundromat "laundry matt" (double "t" all the way). *le sigh*
anamomda
Aug. 18th, 2007 12:47 pm (UTC)
oh. she's just a kid!
Retraction.
pixidoxical
Aug. 18th, 2007 12:00 am (UTC)
*nods wisely* Yup. 'S true. Better keep an eye on Mina – she's liable to snap any minute and really turn you on. *hums "Kiss Kiss" under breath*
rinalia
Aug. 18th, 2007 04:34 am (UTC)
She's turned on me twice and is scheduled for her third turn next January. We're looking forward to it. It shall not, of course, involve hugs and puppies or cake.
questforclarity
Aug. 18th, 2007 03:15 am (UTC)
I bet Mina is saving it up and will come at you with three times the killer pibble power!!!!!
rinalia
Aug. 18th, 2007 04:35 am (UTC)
*gasp* I is scared for mah life! Thank goodness I now have Celeste who shall forever bear the brunt of Mina's turning and snapping and general pit bull craziness. :)
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