Me = Me
SN = stupid neighbor (but said in a nice way)
Wilson: Pit Bull Puppy
Me: "Ahh, Wilson looks so big and handsome! How old is he?"
SN: "He's 10-weeks, I think he's going to be huge! Hey, I heard something from the breeder."
SN: "He said pit bulls turn on people every three years."
Me: *blank stare* "Huh?"
SN: "Yeah, apparently they just snap and turn on people. Every three years."
Me: *uncomfortable chuckle*
SN: "So, how old is Mina."
Me: *stare* "Nine."
SN: "And she hasn't turned on you?"
Me: "Arms present, check. Legs, check. Torso, check. Head, check. Guess she hasn't."
SN: "See, it's all in how you train them."
Me: "Uh-huh, yeah sure."
I am overly impressed with the incredible stupidity people possess. For real.
A conversation with my neighbor
Me = Me