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When dogs walk.

The cast:
Me: Me
Mina: Mina
Celeste: PEAPOD Celeste
W: Walker. Of doom.
Okay, so I made up the dog dialogue, but the part with the walker is 100% truth. Scary, huh? And I do talk to my dogs on our walks (scarier?)

Me: Mina, stop peeing on every blade of grass and rock particle. Seriously.
Mina: *ponders* Um. No.
Me: Argh. Celeste, stop trying to meld with Mina.
Celeste: Oh my god! Did I get close to melding? I've been practicing!!!! Twenty five trillion cookies for me!
Me: God. Help. Me.
Celeste: G-O-D = D-O-G. I'll help!
Mina: Ha! You're idea of helping is to eat people. It's not useful.
Celeste: Pshaw. Just because your idea of helping is to eat their food doesn't mean I don't rule!
Mina: You don't rule.
Celeste: Oh. Fine.
Me: That's it. If you two don't be quiet and keep walking, I'm going to leave you here at the park.
*at the same time*
Mina: SWEET!
Celeste: OH MY GOD, I'LL DIE!
Me: .....
W: Wow, pretty dogs.
Me: Thanks.
W: Are they related?
(Celeste: *whispering* See? I've totally mastered melding! Even this weird guy see is!)
Me: Um...
W: I mean, they look related.

Me: Really? Well, no they aren't related. 
W: Oh, they just seem so bonded.
Mina: We ARE NOT bonded. She's just annoying.
Celeste: Am not!
Mina: Oh, you SO are.
Celeste: I am SO not.
Mina: Are too!
Celeste: Are n...
Mina: Whoa, she's in a mood.
Celeste: Yeah, she's got puppy missing syndrome.
Me & Mina: What?!?
Celeste: Ya know, PMS. It's when humans miss awesome puppies like me. But don't worry, humom, I'm like right HERE! 
Mina: *glares* Minion, I am seriously reconsidering our contract. This CREATURE over here is annoying, has no concept of personal space and chews on my fricking ears!
Celeste: You know you like it.
Mina: SO?
Celeste: I'm just saying my humom rules, dog spelled backwards is god, and I'm a puppy who has nearly mastered the ancient mysical art of melding.
Mina: Our minion does not rule, I do. Diputs spelled backwards is how you're acting, and if you try to meld with me one more time, I am afraid I will have to eat you. Or at least chase you around the living room.
Celeste: Can we run around like crazies in the kitchen and bedroom too?
Mina: Yes.
Celeste: You're on.

And with that, our intrepid trio made it home without too many injuries. A massive zoomfest occurred in the living room, bedroom and kitchen. Marji (Me) managed not to lose any body parts, Mina restrained herself and didn't eat Celeste, and Celeste ate paper. Life is good.


( 22 comments — Leave a comment )
Aug. 22nd, 2007 05:00 am (UTC)
Great dialogue.

Wow, is that weed ever sprouting! She is getting huge!
Aug. 22nd, 2007 05:25 am (UTC)

Celeste's my little bean pole.
Aug. 22nd, 2007 05:19 am (UTC)
Aug. 22nd, 2007 05:23 am (UTC)
Happy Belated Birthday, mah dear! It sounds like it was a wonderful affair with a certain geeky, endearing scientist. :)
Aug. 22nd, 2007 07:00 am (UTC)
Thanks! :)

I would really like to see what mind melding ala Celeste looks like.

Wow, your dogs could be twins! *kidding, please don't let Mina eat me*
Aug. 22nd, 2007 07:56 pm (UTC)
When on walks, melding involves trying to attach oneself to the side of Mina. This invariably leads to tripping Mina who grumbles about the insanity of puppies.

Aug. 22nd, 2007 12:01 pm (UTC)
That was brilliant dialogue! Thanks for stanrting my day off with a chuckle...

And, yes, they look so very, very similar... They're both a-dog-able, that counts, right? :D
Aug. 22nd, 2007 07:59 pm (UTC)
All days should start off with laughing.

Being a-dog-able is definitely reason enough to label Celeste and Mina as twins.

(I feel bad poking fun of the guy. He is homeless, talks to himself, but is generally nice. We see him on most of our walks).
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Aug. 22nd, 2007 07:59 pm (UTC)
And the eyes, cannot forget the eyes! Different colors, but they both see stuff, right? :)
Aug. 22nd, 2007 12:52 pm (UTC)
Dog dialog! Thank God I'm not the only one that does this when I'm out walking... :)
Aug. 22nd, 2007 08:00 pm (UTC)
You are not alone. I do my best to silence myself when other walkers approach.
Aug. 22nd, 2007 01:13 pm (UTC)
related? hahahahaha!! that's great. this was such fun to read :D
Aug. 22nd, 2007 08:01 pm (UTC)
What? You can't tell? They're identical twins. Celeste just spent an extra nine years in the womb, that's all.
Aug. 22nd, 2007 02:17 pm (UTC)
Duh...they both have some brown fur. All dogs with brown fur are related dontchaknow.

I love your pup pups. 'Tis true. If I ever get out to CA, I'm going to come knocking on your door :)
Aug. 22nd, 2007 08:02 pm (UTC)
*nods* Brown fur = identical twins!

You are always welcome to visit the pups. Mina will bark furiously when you knock, then look past you at some invisible foe. Celeste will wiggle and paw and generally be adorable. Mina will be more subdued and polite. Except with the licking. Mina's an avid kisser.
Aug. 22nd, 2007 02:50 pm (UTC)
I mean, they look related.


You are so cute.
Aug. 22nd, 2007 08:03 pm (UTC)
Tee-hee, I should have prefaced the story with the fact that this guy is not all quite there in the head. We see him frequently on our walks (he may live at the park) and he's usually talking to invisible people or himself.

Aug. 22nd, 2007 03:22 pm (UTC)
That was silly and wonderful, just like puppy girls.
Aug. 22nd, 2007 08:03 pm (UTC)
I'm a card carrying member of the silly and wonderful club.

Mina and Celeste are charter members, of course. :)
Aug. 22nd, 2007 05:49 pm (UTC)
*Dies of the cute* Positively adorable, your little family!
Aug. 22nd, 2007 08:04 pm (UTC)
*revives you*

I adore my little puppy-dawg family. They keep me entertained.
Aug. 22nd, 2007 08:08 pm (UTC)
Though Celeste is getting quite not-little these days! How much does she weigh? [As an aside, I find it hard to believe Mina is really 9, if I remember correctly. She's still full of that youthful glow.]
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