Title: Lost in a Good Book
Author: Jasper Fforde
The Bellman returned to his notes.
"Item six: Now this i regard as kind of serious, guys."
He held up an old copy of the Bible.
"In this, 1631 printing, the seventh commandment reads: Thou shalt commit adultery."
There was a mixture of shock and stifled giggles from the small gathering.
"I dont' know who did this, but it's just not funny. Fooling around with internal Text Operation Systems might have a sort of mischievious appeal to it, but it's not big and it's not clever.