Once upon a time there was a dog. She was sad because her minion wouldn't give her all the bones and liver cookies she wanted.
But then she learned her minion was lying and, she could in fact have all the liver cookies she wanted.
In a cruel twist of fate, our patchy-eyed winner of all realizes that the minion was lying to her. Again.
After so many ups and downs, will she ever recover? Only time wil tell. In the meantime, a stuffed animal will suffice in placating the emo pit bull....or will it?
Even Celeste is saddened by the nefarious actions of her humom (aka minion).
No dogs were tortured or denied access to liver cookies or bones in the making of this photo montage. See? Happy pit bull!