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oh noes, dog attack!

Today, tragedy struck. Two dogs engaged in a massive free-for-all amazingly frightening DOG ATTACK. Both dogs were apprehended and their cases are pending. Neither are contrite.

Dangerous Dog #1, Version 1.5

Dangerous Dog #2, Version 7.0

(Please note how she flaunts her antibiotic-goopy ear while choosing to completely curl over her other ear)

A) Dangerous Dog #2, Version 7.0 is charged with showing off teeth without first doing a spinach check. Unacceptable.
B) Dangerous Dog #1, Version 1.5 is charged with refusing to look at the camera. Dangerous behavior.

C) Dangerous Dog #2, Version 7.0 is charged with
- C1) Furthering stereotypes about evil non-German Shepherd mixes who have similar colorations to German Shepherds.
- C2) Engaging in agonistic behavior WITHOUT a license (rabies tages don't count DD#2, V7.0!)
- C3) Attacking another Dangerous Dog with teeth and paws.
- C4) Not leaping properly with all four feet off the ground.
D) Dangerous Dog #1, Version 1.5 is charged with being out of focus.

E) Dangerous Dog #2, Version 7.0 is charged with
- E1) Frighteningly buggy eyes
- E2) Wearing a crazed look without proper signage

The Verdict?

Dangerous Dog #1, Version 1.5 is the best dog in the universe.
Dangerous Dog #2, Version 7.0 is guilty on all counts.

With love,

Miss Mina
Previous Mina and Celeste Chronicles
This is a true story
The joy of two dogs
When stupid dogs run loose
Lightning Bolts of Destruction
Of Loose Dogs and Scratched Trucks
When Good Dogs go Bad
The Book Incident


( 13 comments — Leave a comment )
Nov. 24th, 2007 02:59 am (UTC)
"Dangerous Dog #1, Version 1.5 is charged with being out of focus."

hehehe. wonderful tales!
Nov. 27th, 2007 05:07 am (UTC)
Thanks! Mina takes all the credit.
Nov. 24th, 2007 03:47 am (UTC)
Clearly, Miss Mina is not in fact a dangerous dog, but IS BEING OPPRESSED by the vicious not-a-GSD-but-colored-in-a-suspiciously-similar-manner Dangerous Dog you have forced her to live with.

There is nothing for it but to give Mina lots of cookies, and also to turn Celeste's ears inside out. (I do that sometimes just to torture my dogs, because I Am Mean.)
Nov. 27th, 2007 05:07 am (UTC)
Mina agrees she is oppressed. She would like to be liberated and permitted to run free on 2.5 acres with a couple of non Dangerous Dogs.

Nov. 27th, 2007 12:02 pm (UTC)
I should start a Sanctuary For Oppressed Pit Bulls. Mina could come and be the spokesdog!
Nov. 24th, 2007 04:23 am (UTC)
Koda, being a dangerous german shepherd, with german shepherd type markings and a goofy ear, hereby extends a welcome to Celeste, and offers her honorary gsd status.
Nov. 27th, 2007 05:10 am (UTC)
Celeste is overjoyed. She has felt left out of clubs because of her floopified ears, blue eyes and awkward ways. She is honored to be part of an honorary GSD club!
Nov. 24th, 2007 04:37 am (UTC)
Are you sure Dangerous Dog #2 isn't rabid? She looks kinda psychotic.
Nov. 27th, 2007 05:10 am (UTC)
Celeste in play looks crazy. It's frightening. I'm sure she has some sort of virus, like rabies, that makes her act in such uncouth and ugly ways.
Nov. 24th, 2007 04:50 am (UTC)
Oh, the horror!
*face in palms*
I can't look.
*reaches out blindly to give Mina and Celeste cookies*

Question: Did you take Mina's collar off because Celeste likes to grab at it? That's why I take Bryndy's off. Not that it does much good. Loose neck skin is easily grabbed whether a collar is there or not. Just curious.
Nov. 27th, 2007 05:11 am (UTC)
I know it's hard to watch, the danger, the horrors. It's scary stuff.

I prefer my dogs nekkid (ha! I'm a pervert). Celeste is not ready to be a nekkid puppy because of her bad habits. I prefer grabbing her collar. :) Mina's ruler of good behavior and better listening skills.
Nov. 24th, 2007 05:26 pm (UTC)
You always made the best pictures post! Thanks for making me smile! :)
Nov. 27th, 2007 05:11 am (UTC)
Thanks! Glad it was enjoyed!!
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