rinalia (rinalia) wrote,

oh noes, dog attack!

Today, tragedy struck. Two dogs engaged in a massive free-for-all amazingly frightening DOG ATTACK. Both dogs were apprehended and their cases are pending. Neither are contrite.

Dangerous Dog #1, Version 1.5

Dangerous Dog #2, Version 7.0

(Please note how she flaunts her antibiotic-goopy ear while choosing to completely curl over her other ear)

A) Dangerous Dog #2, Version 7.0 is charged with showing off teeth without first doing a spinach check. Unacceptable.
B) Dangerous Dog #1, Version 1.5 is charged with refusing to look at the camera. Dangerous behavior.

C) Dangerous Dog #2, Version 7.0 is charged with
- C1) Furthering stereotypes about evil non-German Shepherd mixes who have similar colorations to German Shepherds.
- C2) Engaging in agonistic behavior WITHOUT a license (rabies tages don't count DD#2, V7.0!)
- C3) Attacking another Dangerous Dog with teeth and paws.
- C4) Not leaping properly with all four feet off the ground.
D) Dangerous Dog #1, Version 1.5 is charged with being out of focus.

E) Dangerous Dog #2, Version 7.0 is charged with
- E1) Frighteningly buggy eyes
- E2) Wearing a crazed look without proper signage

The Verdict?

Dangerous Dog #1, Version 1.5 is the best dog in the universe.
Dangerous Dog #2, Version 7.0 is guilty on all counts.

With love,

Miss Mina
Previous Mina and Celeste Chronicles
This is a true story
The joy of two dogs
When stupid dogs run loose
Lightning Bolts of Destruction
Of Loose Dogs and Scratched Trucks
When Good Dogs go Bad
The Book Incident
Tags: celeste, mina, mina and celeste chronicles, mina pictures, pictures
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