Hello. I am a squishy baby. I am probably three weeks old, making me even more adorable. SQUISH ME, PLEASE! (Alas, we did not heed her wishes).
Sadly, these are beef cows (though they have a kick-ass life right now), so people will eat them. Please don't eat Number 8! She has a cow bell, and a piece of straw sticking to her mouth. This makes her adorable and endearing. She was also super curious and really wanted a close-up.
What the fuck? People eat us?!?!?!??! OH NOES!!!!! Look peoples, they are super-awesome twin buddies. They is love, for sure.
A nanny cow looking after three babies. We hope they aren't all hers, because that is just ouch.
Yo. I is cow. I don't have a cowbell, because I am not number 8. But I is still too cool for school, chickadee.