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When cows attack

My friend and I had to walk through a herd of cows. They were all on high alert, except for the bull (he didn't care that we were there). There were squishy babies galore.

 
Hello. I am a squishy baby. I am probably three weeks old, making me even more adorable. SQUISH ME, PLEASE! (Alas, we did not heed her wishes).



Sadly, these are beef cows (though they have a kick-ass life right now), so people will eat them. Please don't eat Number 8! She has a cow bell, and a piece of straw sticking to her mouth. This makes her adorable and endearing. She was also super curious and really wanted a close-up.


What the fuck? People eat us?!?!?!??! OH NOES!!!!! Look peoples, they are super-awesome twin buddies. They is love, for sure.


A nanny cow looking after three babies. We hope they aren't all hers, because that is just ouch.


Yo. I is cow. I don't have a cowbell, because I am not number 8. But I is still too cool for school, chickadee.

True dat.



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artisticalias
Feb. 10th, 2008 04:19 am (UTC)
I love cow faces. They're soulful.
Hardly ever see brown cows around here. Only black and white dairy cows.
I hope you watched your step. :o)
rinalia
Feb. 10th, 2008 11:41 pm (UTC)
Tee-hee, there was a lot of manure. I managed to avoid stepping in any of it.

I win at life.
mcsassypants
Feb. 10th, 2008 12:40 pm (UTC)
I don't eat cows!
I kinda want to squish them, after seeing this tough...
rinalia
Feb. 10th, 2008 11:41 pm (UTC)
Yay cows!

The moms were super protective, so no squishifying could occur. It made me sad. Calves really deserve a good squish. :)
polyphonicvegan
Feb. 10th, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC)
beef cows :(

I want to steal them all! However, Oscar and Hermione would not appreciate a herd of cute in our little apartment.
rinalia
Feb. 11th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
OMGEE, a herd of cute would be wonderful! What the heck is wrong with Oscar and Hermione?!?!?!??!
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