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Mina of the woe

Hey guys, I'm sad. Like really sad. There is no way you could be more emo than me. No way. Except if you were more emo, then you would be. But you aren't. Because I am. More emo, that is.

Even sleeping, I convey melancholy to the masses. If I was a subliminal message, I would have you crying a river and eating tubs of ice cream telling you to watch the most depressing film in existence (which would be Snow Buddies, because come on - golden retriever puppies as sled dogs? Wrong).

Speaking of sad, wrong things; behold, Celeste.

There you have it. Think of every synonym that could accompany dejected, sad, woebegone, sorrowful and despondent...and you will have me, Miss Mina.

Do not send love. Please send accolades on how wonderfully, inconsolably, sad I am. Thank you.

Previous Mina and Celeste Chronicles
When loose dogs annoy
Celeste versus the flirt pole
Hello, I've been murdered by my sister
Oh noes, Dog attack!
This is a true story
The joy of two dogs
When stupid dogs run loose
Lightning Bolts of Destruction
Of Loose Dogs and Scratched Trucks
When Good Dogs go Bad
The Book Incident


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Feb. 12th, 2008 02:13 am (UTC)
Would sad Mina like a sad cookie? I baked one with extra sad in it.

Perhaps the minion should read Ms. Mina some Milan Kundera? I recommend Life is Elsewhere for starters, followed by The Joke (not funny!) and then Immortality (talk about depressing).
Feb. 12th, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)
I baked one with extra sad in it.

Feb. 13th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)
Sad Mina would cry for fifty kajillion sad cookies.

The minion has no interest in being depressed or woeful!!

I totally need to come visit and see the new digs. Let me know when the housewarming partay is...otherwise, I'll just have to come on one of my weekends and annoy you with my awesome presence.
Feb. 14th, 2008 09:06 pm (UTC)
In all fairness, Kundera's work is not depressing if you approach it with the ability to laugh at the trivialities of life and living, have some appreciation for cynical humor and/or bohemian culture and don't mind historical fiction in the midst of philosophical prose.

I would totally go to France to stalk him if I could...

You are more than welcome to come over before, after, or even during the house warming party! Pick a day, any day.
Feb. 12th, 2008 02:41 am (UTC)
I'm just as emo these days, but not even 1/100th as cute while being it. You, Miss Mina, are the cutest sad, dejected, woebegone, despondent, sorrowful, tragic, miserable, gloomy, heartrending, poignant, melancholy, disconsolate, glum, disheartened puppy-dog ever!
Feb. 13th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)
Being cute AND emo at the same time is a difficult task. Mina has spent YEARS perfecting it.

All the sad adjectives make Mina glad...erm, sad.
Feb. 12th, 2008 03:08 am (UTC)
Mina makes me sad. :[ Rinalia, what did you do to your poor, pitiful dog? :[

the most depressing film in existence (which would be Snow Buddies, because come on - golden retriever puppies as sled dogs? Wrong).
I thought the same thing!
Feb. 13th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
I work hard to keep Mina sad. It's a tough job, but I think I've done well.
Feb. 12th, 2008 07:02 am (UTC)
With the red bedding, it kinda looks like it's a photoshoot of Mina and she's kind of saying, "not now.." lol she's such a cutie!
Feb. 13th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
Tee-hee, if only the red bedding didn't have a buttload of Celeste hairs all over it!
Feb. 12th, 2008 02:22 pm (UTC)
Man, Mina is so gorgeous, even when she is so full of woe. I love the pic of Mina and Celeste. It is as if Celeste is *trying* to look as sad as Mina but just can't quite cut it.
Feb. 13th, 2008 02:24 am (UTC)
I don't know how Mina manages to be so beautific and woeful all at the same time.

Celeste is just too doofy to have a gift with the sad looks. :) Which is good. I can only handle one emo dog at a time!
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