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Thirty is greater than fifteen!

In the 15 items or fewer checkout at a local grocery store, I stood behind a woman who had 30 items. I counted! 

"Interesting concept of 15 items or fewer, eh?" I asked.

"Huh?" she replid.

I stare, for a moment, hoping she'll comprehend my question. A blank stare is my reply.

"Well, it's just that you seem to have a lot more than 15 items," I try to explain.

She stares at me, brown eyes widening but not comprehending. At this point, I figure she either has a serious learning disability or she's a total bitch who didn't want to wait in line with all the other "16 items and more" folk. And really, my vote is for the latter.

What did I have?
- Three tubs of Tofutti's cream cheese for the taste-tastic vegan cheesecake I shall be making for game night tomorrow
- One premade vegan graham cracker crust for said taste-tastic vegan cheesecake.
- Two tubs of blueberries, because I watched a KQED special about brains and the guy said blueberries are like "brainberries", and I'm ALL about that!
- A pack of Pyramid Apricot Weizen because apricot-flavored beer is LOVE TIMES FIFTY QUADRILLION.
- One bottle of organic, locally produced cranberry nectarified juice.

Eight items for the win!



( 3 comments — Leave a comment )
Mar. 22nd, 2008 04:15 am (UTC)
Blueberries are like "brainberries"! Lol!
Mar. 22nd, 2008 05:25 am (UTC)
OKAY, I haven't had boozerino in over three years...but I still miss the taste of Pyramid's Apricot MAGIC. You know it's made in Berkeley, right? I could take you there when you come over next month and we could smuggle in vegan cupcakes (like the kids from the punk club across the street SURELY DO INDEED). If you bring a bike, we could ride there, drink apricot magic and then try not to crash on three miles home. It could be fun.
Mar. 23rd, 2008 04:37 pm (UTC)
Your easy-to-find healthful groceries make me sick! SICK, I say, with envy. Also, I now have a craving for brainberries: I am a nutrition deprived fruit zombie...
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