rinalia (rinalia) wrote,

Oh Palins, how you inspire! Meme

But what about the name of the kids' kids? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

From ellettra This is too funny not to post. Name meme inspired by the Palin family. Try your hand.

Come up with five names that meet the following criteria:
1. Sports name
2. Nearby area, possibly nostalgic, but not where you're from
3. Nearby place, no necessary association
4. "Cool" name
5. Mythological name

Referencing the Original--
From Wikipedia: [Sarah Palin] married her high school boyfriend, Todd Palin, on August 29, 1988... The Palins have two sons (Track, 19, and Trig, four months) and three daughters (Bristol, 17; Willow, 14; and Piper, 7)... Todd Palin has said Track's name came from the interest Sarah's parents had in the sport and the fact that he was born in the sport's season; Bristol was named after Bristol Bay in Alaska, where Todd grew up and where he does commercial fishing; Willow was named after Willow, Alaska; Piper got her name because it is uncommon and "a cool name"; Trig's name is Norse for "strength".

1. Tennis
2. Yosemite (Yosie for short)
3. Pegasus (after the Pegasus book store)
4. Brock (seriously, it's cool.)
5. BRUNHILDE (capitalized too)

Bonus: Grandchild named after any one of the programs Palin has tried to line-item veto!
6. Sage (for Passage House)

The explicit sex-ed programs will not find my support

- Guv Palin

Well, ain't that the truth!

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