Also, we should build 50 new nuclear plants for the win!
FACT: McCain is smiling too snidely during this debate.
FACT: I hate war talk. Hate.
NOT FACT: I like McCain's League of Democracies! They'll wear spandex and capes. Cause widespread pain and panic to lousy Iranians. Prevent 2nd Holocausts everywhere, except where they've already occurred! League of Democracies = France. Germany. Britain. United States. We cool.
FACT: Sitting down at a table with someone you disagree with MEANS YOU AGREE WITH THEM!!!! This means that McCain and Obama are actually twins. Legitimize those preconditions,
FACT: Naivetaaaaaay Tang is how it should be pronounced.