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THIS JUST IN: We have won the war in Iraq. Again. The strategy has succeeded. -McCain.

Also, we should build 50 new nuclear plants for the win!

FACT: McCain is smiling too snidely during this debate.

FACT: I hate war talk. Hate.

NOT FACT: I like McCain's League of Democracies! They'll wear spandex and capes. Cause widespread pain and panic to lousy Iranians. Prevent 2nd Holocausts everywhere, except where they've already occurred! League of Democracies = France. Germany. Britain. United States. We cool.

FACT: Sitting down at a table with someone you disagree with MEANS YOU AGREE WITH THEM!!!! This means that McCain and Obama are actually twins. Legitimize those preconditions,

FACT: Naivetaaaaaay Tang is how it should be pronounced.

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wirenth
Sep. 27th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
what is with the smug condescending i'm speaking to a three year old voice mccain's got going on?
rinalia
Sep. 27th, 2008 03:26 am (UTC)
McCain has a hard time being anything other than smarmy. I hate smarmy.

urbpan
Sep. 27th, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
This might be my favorite post ever of yours, even though your pit bull is very pretty.

I thought the same thing about sitting across from someone you disagree with--does this debate mean that they endorse one anothers' positions?

McCain was slow out the gate but gained momentum; Obama had a good start but tired at the end. Nonetheless, Obama made sense while McCain raved and seethed. But I'm biased.
rinalia
Sep. 27th, 2008 03:28 am (UTC)
I was hoping for a bit more "fire" from Obama, but I'm glad he didn't stoop to McCain's level of pettiness and snarky facial expressions.

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