Me: Hapless human who had the nerve to go on vacation WITHOUT the dogs.
Miss Mina: Queen Bee Supreme irked with my abandoning her for infinity and beyond.
Celeste: Little Dumpling of Doom overjoyed with life.
Me: Doing bathroomie stuff
Miss Mina: Doing her best to annoy the crap out of me
Me: What the heck are you doing in here, Mina?
Mina: *sits by leg* Oh, you know, I was just checking in to see if you still remembered I existed. That's all.