rinalia (rinalia) wrote,
rinalia
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VP Debate AS IT HAPPENS: I don't have to answer that!

FACT: I don't  have to answer a question if I don't want to! Screw deregulation, I don't wanna talk about it. You betcha!

FACT: Hey, I'm not gunna talk about promises because I've only been on this campaign for 5 weeks!

FACT: I don't have to talk about the causes of climate change if I don't want to.

FACT: We will clean up climate change with hydrocarbons. Who needs the ozone layer anyway?

FACT: We have eight katrillion barrels of oil in our great state of Alaska. Screw ANWR!

FACT: I don't support gays getting married. But I'm very tolerant. I have gay friends!!

FACT: Biden and Obama don't support gays getting married either. It is unknown whether they have gay friends.

FACT: We need to win in Iraq in order to win in Afghanistan!!! (Shouldn't it be the other way around?)

FACT: Having a timeline and plan is like sending up a white flag and claiming defeat!!

FACT: OMG SENATOR BIDEN LOVES JOHN MCCAIN!

FACT: Noo-klee-er, people. NOT noo-kyuh-ler.

FACT: Just in case you are wondering, I'm on my second beer and I've been forced to bring out the hair curler - the ultimate de-stressor. FACT.

FACT: Oh-me-god, I'm so glad we agree on Isarel. I'm just sooooo glad!!!! *squee*

FACT: Oh gosh, McCain and I can agree to disagree. Like with ANWR! I'm totally for drilling there...McCain? Not so much. But gee-golly, I'm gunna keep pushing him on it! Don't have to if he dies, though. Gosh.

FACT:  I LOVE MY F-LIST, MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING ME LAUGH. :)

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