rinalia (rinalia) wrote,
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Finishing the sentence

Yoinked from urbpan

FINISH THE SENTENCES...
1)My uncle once: died (and he remained dead, sorry, I didn't know my uncle, so that is the best I could come up with).
2)Never in my life: have I eaten a crayon (paste and playdough are different stories)
3)When I was five: I got a mosquito bite on my face, kept scratching it, and ended up with stitches because I gouged a hole in my cheek.
4)High School was: full of girls, religion, and plaid skirts (i.e. an all-girls Catholic private high school)
5)I will never forget: to brush twice a day, floss, and clean behind my ears.
6)I once met: Mickey Mouse!
7)There's this girl I know who: has spent $3,000 to try and save the eyesight of her Italian Greyhound.
8)Once, at a bar: I ran into a bar (heh, get it? *sigh*)
9)By noon I'm usually: Dead. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
10)Last night: I got drunk with my veggie club friends.
11)If I only had: 500-acres of land.
12)Next time I go to church: *ahem* Um, I will pray for my damned soul?
13)Terry Schiavo: is dead too.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: a laser printer.
16)When I turn my head right, I see: the front door.
17)You know I'm lying when: you will never know when I lie. I'm that damned good. Heh, just kidding.
19)If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: the first servingman or maybe the second. But I'd be a servingwoman. Or not.
20)By this time next year: I will be dying from allergies. Again.
21)A better name for me would be: minnow (first word that came to mind).
22)I have a hard time understanding: people.
23)If I ever go back to school I'll: study English instead of Animal Science.
24)You know I like you if: I don't run awat screaming bloody murder.
25)If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be:my mum.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Indeed.
27)Take my advice, never: bang pots and pans at midnight on news years eve with your four friends.
28)My ideal breakfast is: tofu veggie scrambler with pancakes!! YUM
29)A song I love, but do not have is: That requires thinking. So, I won't even bother.
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: avoiding the Wine Train. For my sake, at least.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: Necessary evils. Just kidding.
32)Why won't anyone: put their dogs on-leash when they are supposed to?
33)If you spend the night at my house: plan on waking up with a canine.
34)I'd stop my wedding for: a chocolate cake.
35)The world could do without: factory farms (amen to that)
36)I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: get bit by a 700-pound pig (well, maybe she was 600 pounds).
37)My favorite blonde is: my mum.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: Staple clips. Whatever those are.
39) If I do anything well, it's: feed eleven hungry pigs. :)
40) And by the way: watch out for squirrels, turkeys and deer (and UPS delivery trucks)
41) The last time I was drunk, I: ate great vegan food and got stepped on by a pot-bellied piglet.
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