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On Ghost Hunters a witness  claims "The apparition was really tall. I mean like 6' tall!"

I'm 5'10" so 6' sounds only minimally tall. Tall is when you need vaulted ceilings to stand fully upright. After a wikipedia search on human height, I learned the average height of "all american" men is 5'9". Three more inches and they'd be really tall.

Curious as to whereI should look for a mate taller than me, I must head out to a mountain chain called the Dinaric Alps. This sounds as appealing as swimming naked in a pool of whirling, sharp razorblades. The wikipedia article says it all, though: "The Dinaric Alps were thrown up". Who wants to find a mate in upchuck? That leaves me with Denmark and Norway. Also cold. Also not happening.

If I was looking for a female mate, I'd be pretty much screwed. I'd have to find another outlier like myself (okay, I'm not really an outlier but isn't there some new book by Gladwell about the awesomeness of outliers? So maybe I want to be awesome and outlierly).

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My other observations:
- I know it's more complex than this but I feel that Israel and Hamas need to grow up and stop blowing each other up. Their goal should be to be as tall as the Dinaric Alps, or at least their menfolk.
- I would like commentators and "experts" to stop saying stupid stuff like this: "Yes, it was just like torture" or "Some of the practices, those forceful techniques, are very similar to torture" or "Some might liken waterboarding to torture". When I see an apple, I do not say "That rotund shaped object resembles an apple" or "That looks strikingly similar to an apple" or "That fruit is like an apple". I call it a fucking apple. (Well, I generally call it an apple not one that engages in copulation. Which it wouldn't. Because it's an apple, you see. ) Yes I just used a metaphor to condemn a simile. Take that, like or as!

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kittiewithclaws
Jan. 9th, 2009 01:31 pm (UTC)
My brother is 6 foot 5. You could date him, except he's married now. All my male cousins range from 6'2 to 6'5. They're all in supposedly committed relationships, but noone's married yet, so if you act fast...
Maybe you need to come up to Canada. Go visit vancouver or whistler, you'll find someone.

I am 5 foot 8 and a half. I wish I was an inch taller, at least. Or two inches shorter, so I could wear heels without my hubs-band having a subtle semi-short person fit (He is your height, which he repeatedly tells me is absolutely average, but in my family of very tall men seems short)
My friend Peter is Danish and 6 '5. Denmark might be the way to go.. They have danishes. mmmm. danishes

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