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STOP THE PRESSES

My town has had its first PROBABLE case of swine - oh wait, I mean H1N1 - flu. PROBABLE, people. That's like practically actually having swine flu.

Well, I'm off to purchase a respirator, a haz-mat suit, and duct tape (cures all woes, I think). Maybe a year's supply of chickenless chicken soup. And saltine crackers, because those always go well with chickenless chicken soup. That's a fact, Jack.

That is all, people.

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mcsassypants
Apr. 30th, 2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
Don't forget your tinfoil hat. It's proven to keep swine shaped flu viruses at bay.
zebrallama
May. 1st, 2009 09:47 am (UTC)
Also don't forget tinfoilhat.
zebrallama
May. 1st, 2009 09:48 am (UTC)
P.S. I meant tin_foil_hat not tinfoilhat. Who'd have thought there'd be two?
rozae
May. 1st, 2009 01:58 am (UTC)
Did you know they make mini saltine crackers now? Awesome!
smeddley
May. 1st, 2009 02:17 am (UTC)
We have one 'probable' case as well. I expect the panic to set in any time now...
velena
May. 1st, 2009 02:35 am (UTC)
Remember to hoard some Cipro and pick up a bullet-proof vest while you're out. The apocalypse is coming, after all.
zebrallama
May. 1st, 2009 09:46 am (UTC)
We have no cases in Australia, and the panic is well and truly set in already.
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