rinalia (rinalia) wrote,
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rinalia

STOP THE PRESSES

My town has had its first PROBABLE case of swine - oh wait, I mean H1N1 - flu. PROBABLE, people. That's like practically actually having swine flu.

Well, I'm off to purchase a respirator, a haz-mat suit, and duct tape (cures all woes, I think). Maybe a year's supply of chickenless chicken soup. And saltine crackers, because those always go well with chickenless chicken soup. That's a fact, Jack.

That is all, people.

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