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Breaking dawn - ending, please tell

Okay, I read the first three books of the Meyer twilight series, like years ago. I just got the fourth one from the library and I'm appalled, APPALLED by how poorly written it is. It's bad.

But I want to know what happens without sitting through another 700 pages.

So, if you read Breaking Dawn and want to share how it all turns out with me, DO IT. Otherwise, I'll have to do a google search which will take a few extra minutes of my time.

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Much love from me and Mina.



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Jun. 11th, 2009 12:53 am (UTC)
I found the writing to be hysterically bad, myself. It boils down to this: Bella gets pregnant with vampire hellspawn that matures at the speed of light and eats her from the inside so she dies. And is then turned into a vampire, with perfect control over everything, truly a wonder! Her hellspawn survives in the form of a darling little rapidly aged girl with the truly bizarre name of Renesmeree which got shortened to Nessie. Even better, Jacob imprints on the little terror and realizes all the affection that he felt for Bella was actually some sort of proto imprint on one of her eggs or some drivel like that. The bad italian vamps come to destroy them all because they think that Bella turned a human child instead of birthing Nessie. Much drama ensues, alliances are formed, plot is had. Badly executed with perfect!vamp!Bella saving the day because she's wwwwwwoooooooonnnnnddddddeeeeerrrrrrfffffuuuuuulllll but you get the idea. Everyone lives happily ever after, married in bliss and up to their ears in dead deer. It is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read.
Jun. 11th, 2009 01:05 am (UTC)
Thank you, you are seriously my hero. I am now very grateful for having not read it.
Jun. 11th, 2009 01:27 am (UTC)
It's one of the few books that I regret I read. It ruined the previous books for me, left a bad taste. Now it's all one big terrible joke. Glad to be of service.
Jun. 11th, 2009 01:01 am (UTC)
Everything I know about Twilight I learned from Fandom Wank.

There are a lot of quotes and plot summaries in there... somewhere. There's so much badness, from pillow-biting to the baby breaking her spine by kicking to him biting the baby out of her... O.o
Jun. 11th, 2009 01:18 am (UTC)
Wow. This series sounds so bad that I'm tempted to borrow it from the library and read.

Does that make sense?
Jun. 11th, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
Don't do it!
Jun. 11th, 2009 02:04 am (UTC)
That icon is amazing. I'm bedazzled by the sparkle motion.
Jun. 11th, 2009 11:27 am (UTC)
Your icon is compelling me to do it!
Jun. 11th, 2009 12:08 pm (UTC)
Damn it!
Jun. 11th, 2009 03:51 pm (UTC)
Well, I admit to liking the first book. Which made me read the second and third. I got into the mindset that what I was really reading was some seriously campy fanfiction. And then the fourth book? Whoa. It was clear my standards had increased since I last read the 3rd book.
Jun. 11th, 2009 01:39 am (UTC)
you make me laugh :)

it was pretty bad but i read it anyway, because i'm like that.

and also? because jacob is still hot.
Jun. 11th, 2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
You are much braver!

Jacob will always be hot...probably because he doesn't sparkle and feel like a marble girder. Which just isn't sexy, yo.
Jun. 11th, 2009 02:24 am (UTC)
I tried to read one and couldn't finish it.

I thought that I was dumb.

You are smart (well, genius) so maybe I am smarter than I think.
Jun. 11th, 2009 03:54 pm (UTC)
Well, I hate to allow your esteem of me to be lowered BUT I did read the first three books! *is ashamed*

Jun. 11th, 2009 05:52 pm (UTC)
I read the first and really liked it... That led to the rest. And I had to finish the fourth because I hate to NOT finish a book. But it was a waste of trees.
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