Narrator: There stood a high school boy who had seriously taken on a grade school girl, seriously fought her, seriously won with a judo throw, and seriously felt proud of himself.
Wait, that's me. *is embarrassed*
A wakes up stunned grade-school girl
H: I had a dream that I was abused by a heinous high school boy.
A: Uh, must have been a false dream.
H: I see. A false dream.
Okay, if you like quirky anime, definitely start watching Bakemonogatari. Hilarious, people, hilarious.