OMG THE GAYNESS WILL INFECT OUR CHILDREN RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Also, "crap" and "sucks" and "geez" are bad words and should be omitted. You may not have known this, but NO CHILD ACTUALLY SAYS CRAP OR GOD OR SUCKS. Like ever. And we certainly don't want them to start now.
GEEZ, PEOPLE WHY DOES SCHOLASTIC SUCK SO MUCH CRAP?
GOD. It is okay I said all that, because I am not a child at a book fair.
(Even better is Scholastic's lame-ass attempt at excusing their censorship and discrimination in the comment section).
The truth is out, people. There are gays among us. They are teachers, librarians and scientists. They are parents. OMG THEY ARE PARENTS. They read books and write books and sing songs and probably dance dances. THEY ARE AMONG US. You people in those parts of the country who still believe that an off-planet deity spit out the planet in seven days need to just accept the fact that that same off-planet deity CREATED GAY PEOPLE. Deal with it.
If only it was that easy.